• Me and bae: *bout to get frisky*
  • Bae: *takes off my glasses*
  • Bae: cmon, do it
  • Me: I can't see
  • Bae: it's right there
  • Me: I literally can't see I shouldn't go extended periods without my glasses or else I'll strain my eyes and get a bad headache. please give me my glasses. Why are you doing this.

ijustwannabreaktherules:

so in totally irrelevant but still hilarious news

justin bieber left a comment on marina and the diamonds’ “primadonna” music video today

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twerkingderp:

wtfml:

navi-the-xenocide:

mega-meister:

So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to all the music you’ve ever blogged.

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Oh my sweet baby Jesus.

The happiness I feel right now is amazing

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING AND WAITING FOR THIS GODDAMN POST TO COME BACK AND THIS TIME IM FUCKING REFERENCING IT 

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kanrose:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

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